cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

image

mmolio:

funkocide:

sansaofhousestark:

asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal

sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them

well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal

thattallsummonerguy:

lack-lustin:

fartingcatsandrainbows:

You are all enjoying those deer selfies a lot so here’s me feeding him crackers

NOELLA PLS UR KILLIN ME

Perfect

unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

awwww-cute:

That makes sense

awwww-cute:

That makes sense

i woke up at 6am

i woke up at 6am

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.